Sunday, November 08, 2009

Lessons Learned

Irking Mommy is never a good thing. Look at what she can do to bad babies.
Wait- it gets worse.
Mommy made me wear this getup all around Mayberry this morning while Daddy was working his tail off. I played so much with the three girls and two daddies at the park that I fell asleep during the one mile car ride home and was a rag doll while Mommy changed me out of my outfit (dumped water all over myself on walk to the park and Mommy only changed my pants so I was still damp when we got home.) Then he came home while I was napping and weeded and mowed the lawn while Mommy 'watched tv' on the couch with her eyes closed and the tv turned off.
After all that yardwork it was time to celebrate with round two at the playground. This time Daddy came with us. Yay for Daddies!



Super cute shot of me and it's my blog. Enough said.


Daddy and me on the swings.

Then we went home where Daddy made some of his famous chili. Mommy went to the store to pick up ingredients for the chili and came home without them so I had to take her back to the store. Silly Mommy!
Then I had a great dinner of sweet potato with vanilla yogurt (I still won't eat most vegetables or any adult fruits so I'm stuck with baby food in this area of culinary delights) while taking time outs to suck on the top of the chili powder canister. Yummy!
For those awesome folks who check my precious booty, I mean blog daily (or hourly), scroll down to the day after Halloween a little bit for a new candy-counting adventure and body part lesson. Totally worth it!

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Fabulous Flirting

Two hunks at my playdate. This is how I feel about my luck today!

I was so lucky to find out that Connor and John could come visit me! They are such cool boys who know a thing or two about making a ruckus. Mommy broke out the bowling set for us and it sure didn't go to waste.

Here is Sharing Lesson #4. Whomever tugs the hardest gets to keep the toy. Must practice my endurance next week. I sure have a lot to learn about playdates!


Connor was so cool to help set up the pins, by color and number. I heart boys who are smart and handsome!


And boys I can look up to!



I had so much fun that I plum wore myself out and had to take my nap while they were still here. They had a picnic lunch in the family room so I could sleep. How thoughtful! When I woke up and found they had gone I made Mommy promise to call their Mommy and ask them over for another playdate. Yay!


Friday, November 06, 2009

Toothless Talent

Despite the fact that I really only have two functioning teeth, I really do get on quite well if I do say so myself. Other parents at school are amazed that I can gum a bagel. Don't believe me?

Check this out. Step one- bagel in hand.

Step two. Chomp the dickens out of said bagel.

Step three... No, wait- that's it. The process stopped at step two. See what I mean. Success!


Mommy talked to Miss Kim about my strong will and her concerns that I'm totally over the babies. Miss Kim was super reassuring that, while I'm over the infants I'm totally into the bigger babies and even play peek-a-boo with them. I'm working on the skills needed to move up to toddlerville. The cup drinking is going okay, but the feeding myself skills have yet to make its way up the priority list. Miss Kim totally blabbed that I slice my food covered spoon through the air like Zorro and create a huge mess, to which Mommy just smiled. Mommy knows all about that scene and wasn't one bit jealous to learn that I don't save my messes just for Mommy. Miss Kim also said that I know what I want and don't want and make sure that everyone knows it. What a waste to keep such things to yourself, I say!

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Teething Terror

This plain ol' stinks. My teeth hurt and Mommy is super nasty. So what that I was up from 1am this morning and didn't go back to sleep even though I was super tired and Mommy lied down with me on the floor so I wouldn't roll off a bed and I didn't know what else to do but play with toys that make noise and pinch Mommy while laughing at how mad she got at me. You get the picture. Anyone want to be my super understanding Mommy or at least talk to the one I've already got?

Monday, November 02, 2009

Sour Milk Stinky

Yeppers, today is the day that school decided I start drinking from a 3 ounce plastic dixie cup instead of my beloved, treasured sippy cup. I went through two outfits, three bibs and still stink to high heaven of sour milk.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

My Candy Will Go On And On And On....

I am totally digging this candy in a basket thing. So far no one has tried to snatch my goodies, so I have found myself countless hours of counting fun.

Here's a cute one of me (of Mommy- not so much) on the couch. After all, the floor is a bit barbaric in the morning!

Oops, spoke too soon. Here I am on the floor where I can fling my treats all around and then recapture them to my heart's content.

This is so freakin' awesome I can bearly contain myself!


While we were at the store yesterday Mommy bought me my first dolly, that we named Polly . We practiced body parts and I'm super good at it. Wanna see?
Mouth. Check!


Nose. Check!


Ear- one of two, of course. Check!

Bee-Bo. Check! (That's belly button for you non-Sandra Boynton fans.)


Now that we nailed all the imporant stuff it's time for a high five!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

My Way On Drama Filled Main Street

What a drama filled day. Daddy left us in the wee hours of morning to log in some time at work. Mommy and I walked around Target Samantha speed style. Yes, we get LOTS of looks from people who think that toddlers should not be in the middle of aisles, blocking carts and people while they are mastering their walking skills. Boo to you and you, silly people who don't take time to enjoy the simple things in life.

Mommy and I then headed home and then the drama started. The garage door opener didn't work. Then the lights and heat didn't work. And I needed a nap. And our well water doesn't work without power. You get the idea. We headed down the road to do what any self respecting ladies do in a crisis- head to Dunkin Donuts for munchkins. We passed by one of the Mayberry cops who told us about the car accident in West Windsor that stole all of the power on our very long road. We then headed back on our way to the munchkin manor when I clear conked out in my car seat. There went my munchkin a day streak. (I had one yesterday and thought this was a great habit to start, but once doesn't make a trend I've since learned.) We drove around for a bit and then headed home and realized the electric company can work miracles. Nap time in a heated home, hooray!

Daddy appeared when I woke up from my nap and Mommy announced that we needed to head down to Main Street for ice cream. This was my last chance for baby cones at Gil and Berts for the season. Imagine closing until April 1st. What a horrible April Fools joke!



Here's how I feel about no more ice cream cones until my hands grow a bit bigger.





Yes, it's true. Mommy has no photographic timing. Either Daddy or I look positively ridiculous in her picture taking attempts and this go round is no exception. But, my smile is because Mommy sweet talked the super sweet ice cream shop owner to give us the extra baby cones to enjoy these frozen treats in the comfort of my PBK chair. See my super cute tongue resting in it's usual jolly place-the side of my mouth, of course!




Here's a close up for those who agree that Mommy has no ability to zoom her camera on its prized subject-me.




Ten bucks if you can guess what I'm thinking.



Hot damn. Three family photos in one month. This truly is a record and a testament to the great people who live on the east coast.



By now you're wondering about the drama I referred to above, right? Well, let's see what I can do to convince you that I don't exaggerate much.... Just as we pulled onto Main Street we noticed a few fire engines and all of Mayberry's police cars around the Chinese food place. Please tell me it didn't catch on fire! Whew- only a downed wire that caused all the power to go out. Second time in one day and totally unrelated events! Well, Mommy skirted the events and put an evelope in the mailbox. A mailbox that we then say two firemen carry into the post office after the fire engine ran into it. Yikes all around!

We then headed home where a teeting tot whom shall remain nameless (that's me, silly!) continued being grumpy baby with all the teething action going on upstairs. About 5pm came a callin and so did my crib. Mommy wanted sleep tonight so she said, who cares how tired Samantha is- trick or treating we will go! Forget the costume, we're on a mission to buy time before bed. Sooo....


I bring you baby who refused to wear a costume walking up to her very first house on her very first walking Halloween.




And her very first piece of candy....


This is pretty darn cool. Go to a stranger's house, knock on the door, look cute and get candy as a reward. Wish this Halloween thing was every day!



Here I am on my favorite house on Main Street. I don't go by it without practicing my balance beam skills. Sadly, since I can't manage to get across the six inch wide bricks without being a bit wobbly I think I won't be an Olympic balance beamer... But I sure have fun trying!


After a few houses it was time for Teddy's dessert. And to take stock of my loot, of course.



Here we are in themiddle of important business (see candy counting reference above) and Mommy is trying to sneak in picture time while I reach for more candy just out of my reach. Silly Mommy!



Must refuel for more trick or treating- ice cream should do the trick nicely.


This spoon is a waste of my time. Eating with my fingers is so much messier!



Treat basket on my head!



Forget the folks, this tot is venturing out on her own. Must get more candy!



Well, you can go with me if you don't slow me down....



I look cute and Mommy snatchs candy. Team work in action!


Here I am starting to slow down. This trick or treating sure is tiring!


My way or the highway. Enough said- see video below.