Uh, Oh

I've gotten my first talking to from Daddy. Seems that I have a thing or two to learn about family secrets. He sat me down and explained that I don't really need to share family secrets with others. Sometimes things can be just between us.

I didn't really understand what he meant, so he gave me some examples.

Family Secrets

1. Mommy frequently leaves the house in hideous pajamas or unmatched clothes.
2. Mommy's lack of fashion sense spills over into my wardrobe selections.
3. Mommy's stories about my delivery.
4. Daddy cried several times while reading Marley & Me

Not Family Secrets

1. Daddy is wonderful.
2. Daddy is amazing.
3. Daddy will never be a day over 35.