From The Mouths Of Babes

So, we got back home late last night. Miss Melissa came over so Mommy and Daddy could go to New York City and see a musical.

They sure look like they were having fun!

Me?  I kinda caused a ruckus.

In the middle of dinner, Mommy gets a text that goes something like this.

"I think I'm rethinking my diet.  Your daughter just said, "Miss Melissa, you have a big belly.  Can I see it?""

Mommy was horrified and quickly ordered another drink.

I went to bed early.

Good night.