When I can't find food on demand, Samantha helps me out with a tea pot and bottle.  Entertainment?  Real Housewives of New Jersey.  It's shows like this that make me go mum on my roots.

Watching this stuff makes me wish there was something stronger than milk in this bottle.

Yes, I find it hard to pose for the camera wearing this Mommy inspired outfit.  Seriously!

Samantha is on an art kick and it involves making lots and lots of balloons. Big balloons, little balloons.  Never enough balloons!

Pop!