I Can See It Now

My first sentence is going to be "I no like socks", which is baby speak for "Mom, stop putting those damned things on my feet". After all, I am a Burt!


Mommy put my socks on because I was fresh from a bath and she didn't want me to be cold. Then she scooted off to a shower of her own and came down to see that I gingerly took my socks off and laid them down by my feet in an artistic manner to irk Mommy. Either that or I just kicked them off....