My First Attempt At Rapping

Now, this is a story all about how

my life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Cranbury

In Princeton born and Ewing raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all swingin' on the swings outside in the playground

When Daddy found a super cool house listed for sale

One showing later, we found ourselves

Listing my baby home for a new family

One great offer later and Mommy and Daddy said

'You're getting a new room in a town called Cranbury'

Anyone want to take a gander at what amazing theme show song I mercilessly hijacked this from?

It's official. We closed on the new house today!